Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Don't The Doorknob hit you...

Wassup, Y'all!

No doubt the fact that Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman's primary loss will dominate the headlines tomorrow, but in the southside nation, I think the bigger (and certainly more welcome news) is that the good citizens of Georgia *finally* saw the light and gave that knucklehead Cynthia McKinney the boot as well. Rejoice southsiders - no more cringing when her name gets brought up in mixed company! Now if we could just do something about Condi (more on ol girl in an upcoming post)...

Just like a favorite TV show that 'jumps the shark', I'm theorizing that C-Mac fell out of favor when the braid came out and she decided to go with the untrained doo. I know, I know - the shortys will be hatin' me for this theory but come on now! You know homeboys like to see at least a little hair management going on. Why do you think you always see the scarf and curlers shortys walking on the sidewalk or driving by themselves (yes, even you Oprah)? See what I'm saying - hair management, y'all and C-Mac must have been thinking that her Congressional membership pin gave her a pass from pushing up on a Capitol policeman. As my boy Malcom put it so eloquently, this was just a case of the chickens coming home to roost. Maa fact, a few of them are probably making a nice home in C-Mac's doo...

Big shout out to Georgia's 4th Congressional District! Good lookin' out, y'all. Good lookin' out.

Peace@Least,

Tyrone

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