The Party stops for Eddie & Tracey

Wassup, Y'all!

Girl I can't understand it why you want to hurt me,
after all of the cash I've spent on you things I've done for you.
- Eddie Murphy, Party All The Time

Dang! Looks like the party's over. Even K-Fed's and Brickney's dysfunctional a$$es lasted longer. After having all the shortys swooning with his romantic nuptuals in Bora Bora, Eddie Murphy turned all Brody and laid down the law with his new, unofficial bride Tracey Edmunds and now rumor has it that the two will 'remain friends' and official marriage is off the table. Apparently Johnny Gill was feelin' left out. There's still alot of he said/she said goin' on but word is these two fools were already arguing after their Cinderella ceremony.

Cuba Gooding Jr. alluded to Eddie being a weird cat during their filming of 'Norbit' and this type of ruckus only helps confirm that. Guess he is a donkey after all.

In happier news, the most exotic couple I've seen, Djimon Hounsou and fashion mogul Kimora Lee, seem to be headed toward a future broom jump of their own. Man, they'd have some interesting lookin' kids.... Djimora is looking like Seal & Heidi 2.0.

Peace@Least,

Tyrone

Spike and Denzel holdin' out on Smooth Barack

Wassup, Y'all!

Now that Smooth has a little wind at his back (I'm callin' my peeps in NH and askin' them to vote twice today) folks are takin' note of who's been chippin' into his campaign coffers. Turns out that to-date movie boyz Spike Lee and Denzel Washington have popped up on the 'talk is cheap' ledger, having been recently outed as non donors to the Smooth campaign. Actually, Denzel's wife, Paulette did chip in a nice sized check but apparently she did the smart thing and signed her name to it. That way she can be assured of an ambassadorship to Paris or Tahiti while Denzel will be assured of getting his tax returns audited every year and Spike will begin to find that his filming licenses start to get strangely rejected every year. Y'all know you got to pay to play! Denzel! Spike! Stop being tight and go 'head and break a bit off for Smooth. You can't take it with you!

Also named in the tight 'Hey, it's *my* money' list: Diddy, Jay-Z & B. (wait 'til those 40/40 clubs start losing their liquor licenses!). On the bandwagon and waiting for their ambassadorships: Will Smith and Eddie Murphy (he only *plays* a donkey, y'all).

The rest of y'all better not wait too late. There is no CP time in politics!

Peace@Least,

Tyrone

Eddie Jumps The Broom

Wassup, Y'all!

While lookin' like he's already ready for his Fantasy Island close up donkey Eddie Murphy married the former Mrs. Babyface, Tracey Edmonds in Bora Bora over the weekend. The remote south pacific location was a surprise. The fact that they only invited 25 guests was a surprise. That they married on a beach at sunset on New Years day was a surprise. Not surprising? That the happy couple chartered a private jet to their idyllic nuptials and that Johnny Gill was Eddie's best man. Hmmm...now ol boy had the PERFECT venue to quash all those rumors about being gay and having a little somethin' somethin' goin' on with J-Gill but...

Hey, I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. I'm speculatin' that Scary Spice Eddie's baby's mama, Mel B. pulled him back from the brink but that the transition back was so traumatic that he couldn't hang with ol girl anymore. J-Gill is really just a security blanket now - like that unopened pack of unfiltered Camels in the back of a new non-smoker's freezer. Hopefully Eddie won't need to crack the pack in the middle of the night.

Crazy in love or on the ultra, Mission Impossible level down low? Either way is cool but if it's the latter - Eddie, man to your own self be true! Holler back with your thoughts.

Peace@Least,

Tyrone