Friday, January 04, 2008

Eddie Jumps The Broom

Wassup, Y'all!

While lookin' like he's already ready for his Fantasy Island close up donkey Eddie Murphy married the former Mrs. Babyface, Tracey Edmonds in Bora Bora over the weekend. The remote south pacific location was a surprise. The fact that they only invited 25 guests was a surprise. That they married on a beach at sunset on New Years day was a surprise. Not surprising? That the happy couple chartered a private jet to their idyllic nuptials and that Johnny Gill was Eddie's best man. ol boy had the PERFECT venue to quash all those rumors about being gay and having a little somethin' somethin' goin' on with J-Gill but...

Hey, I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. I'm speculatin' that Scary Spice Eddie's baby's mama, Mel B. pulled him back from the brink but that the transition back was so traumatic that he couldn't hang with ol girl anymore. J-Gill is really just a security blanket now - like that unopened pack of unfiltered Camels in the back of a new non-smoker's freezer. Hopefully Eddie won't need to crack the pack in the middle of the night.

Crazy in love or on the ultra, Mission Impossible level down low? Either way is cool but if it's the latter - Eddie, man to your own self be true! Holler back with your thoughts.



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