Monday, October 02, 2006

Monday Crackbacks - 10/02/06

Wassup, Y'all!

When will it end? When will it end! Beyonce and Mama Tina are back in effect, slyly pimpin' their House of Dereon fashion house by tricking the 'Got Milk' folks (thanks for the heads up, DLT! ConcreteLoop - thanks for the glossy!) Can Janet Jackson's 'Got Milk' joint be far behind? At this point, I'm expecting to see Beyonce's mug showing up on Sprewell 24" rims, Lil Jon's Crunk Energy Drink and Jacob The Jeweler's 'Jailhouse' Grillz. This chick is *everywhere* these days - might as well just go all out...

Anyway, if you ask me, I think the pre-cocaine Yasmine Bleeth 'Got Milk' glossy is still the cream of the crop, but it's clear milk isn't a cure for everything...

Barack Obama (aka Smooth Barack) and his wife 'Chelle are pulling in the chedda, Jack! EURweb reported that the new 'it' couple pulled in $1.67 million in 2005 (so you know 2006 is gonna be even more cheddery). Smooth Barack did most of the pulling with $1.2 mil - mostly from royalties and book advances but 'Chelle clocked in with over $363 K, yet somehow her boost in salary last year from her job as an administrator for the non-for-profit University of Chicago Hospitals seems to be generating a little hater blowback from Chicago types who see the U of C Hospitals' 12 administrators pulling in a little over $5 million collectively while medical care costs continue to spiral out of control...hmmm. Smooth Barack may want to get out in front of this one....

Seems those rumors of Steve Urkel's death have been greatly exaggerated. I actually hadn't heard the Internet rumor of Jaleel 'Steve Urkel' White committing suicide but I *did* hear the rumor (and see an obscure glossy of him wearing some 'gayish' gear and refusing to come out) of him being gay. It appears now that both whisper campaigns were incorrect. This glossy seems to infer that Stephon is back in effect....

X is gonna give it to you...unless you just take it from him. I'll wrap with the most outrageous piece of ruckus I've heard in a long a$$ time. Rapper DMX is claiming his most recent crumb snatcher is the result of being 'raped' by a D.C. woman. Okay, now that is a creative excuse but last I heard, I guy would need to be 'ready' in order for a shorty to have her way with him and if you aren't feeling it (which you would assume would be the case if you were being 'raped') chances are good you aren't going to be 'ready'. I'm thinking Earl has had one to many car accidents...

Peace@Least,

Tyrone

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