Dang, just when you thought it couldn't get uglier, news from last night's Miami Heat championship celebration reveals just how much respect they're giving to Jay-Z's Cristal boycott. According to Heat coach Pat Riley, the team slammed down 22 bottles of Cris on the flight back to Miami! 22 bottles!?? Damn Jay, you sure ain't no Martin Luther King, brother...That's a straight diss, homey. Not only that, now the word is that Louis Roederer's mouthpiece Frederic Rouzaud is claiming he didn't even utter the now famous 'unwelcome attention' line that Hova associated with the company's diss of hip-hop's affection for the pricey bubbly. Man, next thing you know the National Enquirer will be posting glossies of Beyonce out behind the mansion swigging straight out of a bottle! You may want to reconsider your position, Jigga...
And just for you homeys keeping count on the Heat's shenanigans on the plane. Let's do the math: 22 bottles of Cris x $300 bottle = $6,600 (and that doesn't even include the 20 bottles they used to spray each other in the locker room)!! Man, that's some major cha-chingin' going on at Louis Roederer, jack! You can almost hear them laughing in the boardroom...
Peace@Least,
Tyrone
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