Thursday, November 20, 2008

House Negro? It's On Like Hot Buttered Popcorn

Wassup, Y'all!

Man - today's the beginning of the end of Al Qaeda now that AQ #2, Ayman al-Zawahri found it necessary to go all pre-reconstruction on President-Elect Smooth by dippin' into the Dixie dictionary and pullin' out 'House Negro'. What's homey know about 'House Negros' anyway? That's a term that supposed to stay in the fam. My cousin Rock-Mart can break that out on me or vice versa because we're both in the same fam - but a 3rd party? 'Specially a 3rd party livin' in a cave on the Afghan/Pakistan border? That's what the homeys from the hood fondly call 'talkin' out of school', an act worthy of a man-sized beat down even if you do try to clean it up by invoking the memory of brother Malcolm. Ain't no cleanin' up that ruckus.

The good news is that the 'House Negro' will soon be given the keys to The Big House and all the perks that come along with it. That would include tactical nuclear weapons, Predator unmanned aircraft, cruise missiles, smart bombs, bunker buster bombs and a host of other tools designed for cleaning out even the most well decorated caves. 

That stuff is moot though now that AQ #2 decided to go all 'House Negro'. Word on the street is that the homeys are already on their way to the Afghan/Pakistani border flush with some .9mms, brass knuckles and a few socks filled with quarters. I give them a week before a new video surfaces with the homeys cold chillin' in the Al Qaeda cave with AQ #2 servin' up Hypnotiq and rib-tip sandwiches.

AQ #2! Homeys don't play that!



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