Dang, guess ol Ty will have to get the Wesley Snipes Conviction Countdown Clock ready since despite pleas for leniency by his boyz Woody Harrelson and Denzel, the Daywalker got the BOOK thrown at his tax cheatin' behind by U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges.
Since Wesley got straight jacked on the sentencing, maybe they'll hook him up and put him in the same lock up as Mike Vick. Something tells me those Hollywood Blade moves won't be too effective once Tossed Salad Man goes on the midnight prowl. His vampires skillz may be helpful though since he won't want to be sleepin' much at night.
I have to admit that once Nozeema got acquitted of the more serious charges that he would pretty much skate on the three remaining misdemeanor charges, but as Gangster Sam is known to do just to make sure folks know he ain't playin', he laid a top choice pimp slap on ol boy. I'm also assumin' that he also demanded that homey surrender his passport, cuz knowin' Wesley he could be back down in Thailand in no time. Y'all saw U.S. Marshals - quit actin' like I'm makin' stuff up!