Sunday, April 24, 2005

Will And Jada Gettin' Recreational?

Wassup, Y'all!

Sometimes you have to wonder where some of these Internet rumors get their legs. A quick run through the cyber wires has detected an uptick in 'chatter' about our favorite south side couple Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. As the story is told, Big Willy Style and JPS have been practicing their swinging - the kind that doesn't require the equipment pictured in the glossy...

Now truth be told this wild a** rumor smacks of a lot of player hatin' as it's clear from the glossy below as well as another profiled in my Lil ' Jon - Family Man? post that Mr. and Mrs. Smith have a relationship that is still bringing the heat seven and a half years after tying the knot at their secret New Year's Eve Baltimore broom hop.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Gettin' Jiggy With It

For those of you who haven't followed the exploits of platinum plated cockhound Dr. Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck (check the link - he's the player with the red shades...) or aren't familiar with the concept of swinging (and you know old Tyrone had to look it up himself, y'all...), swinging is where a committed couple (either boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) meet up with other like minded couples and trade partners. It's kinda like a version of that ABC show Wife Swap , where in addition to all the other household changes that occur when the new 'wife' shows up, the husband gets to sleep with her too. Wooooo - buck wild, I know. Anyway, somewhere along the line, Will and Jada got associated with this recreational activity. True or not true? Honestly I don't know one way or the other, but I'm leaning toward not true and it's probably just a rumor started by Paris Hilton to get the heat off of her and her fallout with cut buddy Nichole Richie (momma noooooo!).

Then again, with all these Sidekick hackings going on these days, could it be that one of the Smith sidekicks got hacked (do the Smiths even have Sidekicks?) revealing not only Will and Jada but Maria and Julio as well? Time will tell, as it normally does with these types of things. In the mean time, just in case it is true, I've posted an ad for an open minded partner who's currently available as that seems to be the only way I'll ever get with Jada...

Nichole Ritchie Going Solo



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