Friday, August 11, 2006

Condi still down with OPP...

Wassup, Y'all!

Man, what's it got to be like to be my girl Condoleeze Rice these days? Shuttling back and forth between the U.S. and the Middle East - ever the loyal soldier for the OPP (Other Political Party) and GW in particular no matter the situation *and*, in a lesson for my less disciplined southside shortys, she always manages to keep her doo in check. Ol girl is always so fresh and so clean despite her location or situation. At least she's a role model in that department but it's got to be tough to be on the receiving end of so much hostility both foreign and domestic...

If you don't think that Condi is widely reviled despite her top notch pedigree, spend a few minutes surfing the Web and check out the pictures posted of ol girl. She's taking hits from all sides, y'all - the southsiders who consider her a sellout, the Democrats who consider her a GW minion and the rest of the world which considers her...a GW minion. Take for example the Palestinian President who used a number of racist terms to refer to Condi. I think 'black spinster' is the most creative. As far as the southside nation, who do you think posted this tacky glossy of ol girl (although that tight Photoshopping makes me a little suspicious...)? But, to paraphrase Maya Angelou, still she rises.

So now here she is, the face of American foreign policy with a world, that if it's not on fire, it's seriously smoldering and, as my boy DLT put it, she could be the only thing between relative peace and World War III. How's she working off that stress? I can't even begin to imagine but here's a companion glossy which shows how happy one brother is that he doesn't have to find out. Yes, y'all - ol Colin Powell is *still* making all the right moves....

At any rate, despite my feelings for the current administration and her intimately close ties to it, I have to give ol girl her propers for knuckling up and showing up for work every day clean and pressed. But if I had one wish for Condi it would be that she pull a 'Colin' and ditch GW while the ditching is good. Homegirl, there's plenty of time to repair your image - at least with the southsiders who even gave OJ a hug before kicking him back to the curb. Just in case, I have your resignation photo almost ready to go. I just need a couple more minutes to Photoshop your hand so it shows you giving the finger as you leave the Oval Office...just a thought, homegirl. Hit me back with your thoughts...

Peace@Least,

Tyrone

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