Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Sisters Favor Hillary over Smooth Barack

Wassup, Y'all!

Now ain't this a mess? Ordinarily a homey would get this type of backlash after a southside shorty found out a brother was dating a northside shorty, but Smooth Barack's got 'Chelle by his side (that would be Mrs. Michelle Obama for you uninformed basement dwellers...). Could it be a backlash once removed? Could it be that our southside sisters are hatin' on Smooth's bi-racial background and his northside shorty moms?? I have to give sisters more credit than that...

Indeed, noted southside political strategist Donna Brazil broke down the actual factuals this way:

"Most Black women simply believe Clinton can win. They loved her husband Bill and would like to see 'a woman elected first'"

Now we all loved southside President Bill, but how you gonna figure that we would love Smooth Barack any less? Ease up, my sisters. Smooth's doing the necessary - he's got a job, he's married, he's takin' care of his kids, still has all his teeth, plus he's one of Oprah's Favorite Things. Erase the hate, y'all and give Smooth a chance!



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