Monday, January 07, 2008

Texas Cannibal Embarrasses Ty!

Wassup, Y'all!

Man, just when ol Ty was gettin' all righteous over Dallas County's jacked up record of convicting innocent men and how they need to rethink their use of the death penalty along comes Christopher McCuin, a 24 year old southside fool from Tyler, Texas who allegedly bludgeoned his 21 year old girl friend to death, cut her up, then called the police so they could come to his crib and find "...a human ear boiling in a stovetop pan and raw flesh on a nearby plate, with a fork stuck in it."

Needless to say - if the charges prove true, Ol Ty has no qualms with strappin' his Hannibal Lecter butt to either Ol Sparky or Ol Spike, The Magic Cocktail.



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